KBROKERS
MARKET CLOSED
STONK ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS

KBROKERS

BY DAY, THEY MOVE MARKETS.
BY NIGHT, THEY MOVE DIFFERENT.

THE MARKET CLOSES. THE SHOW BEGINS.

ENTER DEBUT ERAMEET THE BROKERS
COMEBACK COUNTDOWN
07DAYS
04HRS
13MIN
59SEC

THE BOARD HAS APPROVED THEIR DEBUT.

THREE BROKERS · ONE MANDATE · GLOBAL POP DOMINANCE
KBROKER ▲ 420.69%STREAMS 69.0MSENTIMENT IRRATIONALLY BULLISHBAGS HEAVYGUIDANCE RAISEDKBROKER ▲ 420.69%STREAMS 69.0MSENTIMENT IRRATIONALLY BULLISH
DISCOGRAPHY · CORPORATE EVENTS

EVERY SONG
IS A MEETING.

Nine eras. Nine songs. Several open HR investigations. Collect all releases before Compliance removes them.

01
THE 1ST EP

HOSTILE TAKEOVER

Acquired the charts without Board consent.

02
THE AFTER-HOURS SINGLE

OVER TIME

An intimate ballad about unpaid labor.

03
THE PERFORMANCE SINGLE

BAGWERK

Heavy bags. Light choreography.

04
THE RETREAT SINGLE

OFFSITE

One team. One vision. Three drink tickets.

05
DROPPING SOOOOOOON

CLOCK IN

They will clock in when Legal stops hitting snooze.

06
THE BREAKDANCE SINGLE

BREAK ROOM

They cleared the microwave. Then the floor.

07
THE COMPLIANCE COMEBACK

TPS REPORT

Please attach the correct cover sheet to the beat.

08
THE POWER BALLAD

SELF DEMOTION

They stepped down so the key change could rise.

09
THE HR-UNAPPROVED SINGLE

INTER OFFICE ROMANCE

Three straws. One disclosure form. No direct reports.

THE LISTENING ROOM · SUNO MASTER INPUT

PRESS
PLAY.

Seven masters escaped Cort's Downloads folder. Stream them here before Compliance remembers the password.

K BROKERS · 3:05

OFFSITE

DUAL EMPLOYMENT DISCLOSURE

BY DAY.
BY NIGHT.

By day, they move markets. By night, they move different. Their employment agreements do not address this.

TOGGLE THEIR CORPORATE / STAGE IDENTITIES
BY NIGHTK BROKERS
BLUE CHIP in the office by dayBLUE CHIP performing onstage at night01
LEAD DANCER · BLUE CHIP · 52-WEEK HEARTTHROB

BLUE CHIP

TOP HOLDING: HIMSELF
“My portfolio is mostly me.”
BY NIGHTK BROKERS
THE CHAIRMAN in the office by dayTHE CHAIRMAN performing onstage at night02
LEADER · VOCALS · UNFOUNDED CONFIDENCE

THE CHAIRMAN

GUIDANCE: VIBES ONLY
“The guidance is whatever I say it is.”
BY NIGHTK BROKERS
GREEN CANDLE in the office by dayGREEN CANDLE performing onstage at night03
VISUAL · VOCALS · ALWAYS CLOSES UP

GREEN CANDLE

RED CANDLES: BLOCKED
“If it’s red, I haven’t seen it.”
PAID PARTNERSHIPS · EXTREMELY FOR SALE

THE SHILL
DESK.

This is the commercial break. K BROKERS will endorse anything that fits in a briefcase, sits on a desk, or contains enough caffeine to violate the employee handbook.

K Brokers modeling a bright orange Broker Bag
K BROKERS FOR BROKER BAGS · OFFICIAL BAGHOLDING PARTNER

BROKER BAGS

For carrying laptops, secrets, and positions you should have sold.

#AD · EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE SOLD SEPARATELY
K Brokers presenting a glamorous oversized red stapler
K BROKERS FOR THE RED STAPLER · NOT COMMUNAL

RED
STAPLER

It binds paper. It divides departments. It is not communal.

K Brokers endorsing fluorescent green citrus soda
K BROKERS DRINK MT. DEW · LIQUID ASSET

MT.
DEW

Official fuel of trading sideways at a dangerous velocity.

BOOKINGS:CONTACT INTERN CORT · HE IS ALSO THE ENTIRE PARTNERSHIPS DEPARTMENT
APPROVED
STONK ENTERTAINMENTBOARD RESOLUTION 08-29

STRATEGIC PIVOT:
GLOBAL POP STARDOM

Following several disappointing quarters, the Board has determined that shareholder value can best be restored through synchronized choreography, emotionally unavailable eye contact, and aggressive international touring.

THE BOARD
UnanimousRISK COMMITTEE
Not consultedINTERN CORT
Needs this job